As irony would have it, I got a virus at the same time as my computer (though they were not the same virus).

I got some sort of stomach thing and have been out of commish for a couple days.

My computer got the W32/Conficker virus. So cliche! It came from a crackme I downloaded and was too lazy to scan. Thank yous go out to whoever took the time to infect the crackme with conficker. There is a special place in my heart for you.